mokkai jocks... by $@teesh

Madras Bashai Tamil Kadi Joke
Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"eppadimma Keerai?"
kaigari vikkarava says:
"naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!
Aruvai Blade
Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........
SMS Thathuvam
Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!
Tamil Thathuvam
This is another crazy Tamil Thathuvam: how many of this can you bear
before getting admitted in Keelpaakkam?
Ennadhan unga thalai suththinaalum,
unga mudhugai neengalae paarkka mudiyaadhu!
SMS Thathuvam
Idhu oru over aruvai but funny (and kadi) Tamil SMS Joke.
Ennathan kalayile 4 manikke eleuntriichi,
neenga vasal perukki, thanni telichalum,
Night 9 manikku than TV'la "kolangal" poduvanga.
SMS Teaser
Oru phone kooda pannula
Oru SMS kooda anuppula
Oru email kooda varala
Enakka ennavo bayama irukku,
Nee thirippiyum
maadu maeikka poittiyaa'nnu!!!
Blade Joke in Tamil
Naethu bu'sla poyittu irunthappa,
oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapettai"ya'nnu kaettara.
Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen.
Aana yaen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala!
Mega Mokkai
Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?
Onion Union
Tamil Computer Comedy Joke
Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?
Intel Inside
Mental Outside!

tamil sms jocks

Punch SMS
Kai patta figarai nesikkadhey,
anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!
Submitted by Balajee K.V.V on 20-Sep-2009
SMS
BOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM'
KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI'
KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL'
NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI'
UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....



Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009
FUNNY
IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....
Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009
Love Punch Dialog
Difference between Talent and Problem:
Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM.
Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT.
Submitted by RAJU on 13-Sep-2009
Love Punch SMS
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.
Submitted by Vichu on 12-Sep-2009
Avagadro Number
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro's Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009
Mokkai of the day
Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?


Yosinga.


Theriyalayaa???.



Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"....
Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo....
Submitted by Manohaasan on 08-Sep-2009
FUNNY
Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'
kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'
rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'
eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'
unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 05-Sep-2009
Mokkai jokes
Elephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why?
Because that was a cut'erumbu!...)
dont cry..
Submitted by Meenu on 05-Sep-2009
Funny Lollu SMS
hello
excuse me
thoongitingala...

plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.

$$$$ MESSAGE $$$

OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.
Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009
Kadi Joke SMS
IAM CM
UR PM
IAM LOCAL
UR ISD
IAM PITHALA DOLLAR
UR US DOLLER
IAM ARYIA BHAVAN
UR SARAVANA BHAVAN
IAM 0% LOOSE
UR100% LOOSE
Submitted by JENIFAR M.B.A 09843355361 on 03-Sep-2009
Teasing Joke SMS
Ungalukku oru test.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y
Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom.
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ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?
Endha school'la padicheenga?
Blade bakkiri joke
Whats opposite of Sambar Sadham?
Rasam did not see them.
Submitted by anonymous on 30-Aug-2009
Blade SMS
Kandupidingalen!

A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu,
a poor man kitte irukkura onnu,
athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die).

ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU. HA,HA.
Submitted by MOKKAI on 27-Aug-2009
SMS
TODAYS SUPER PUNCH:
Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattunga
ponga suyama room poattu
vasalla ukkandhu yosinga yosinga


by:
"suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam"
Submitted by bhuvi on 27-Aug-2009
Mokkai Msg
Veetla irukku karapampoochi,
thookkipotta veiliapochi.
Submitted by prasanth jk on 27-Aug-2009
Teacher and Student Joke
Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student:18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
Submitted by m.nivetha ece on 27-Aug-2009
Kaathiruppu
Aval thoongumvarai
kathirunthen...











Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa.

Submitted by ManoHaasan on 27-Aug-2009
Masak'Kadi Joke
idhli kum thosai kum yenna different?
idhli koottama varum,
thosai single'la varum.

Submitted by chinna on 26-Aug-2009
Marana Kadi
Appana appa mattumthan.
Ammana amma mattumthan.
Thambina thambi mattumthan.
Friendna ithu ellamethan.

By

"NADODIGAL"

EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE).
Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009
Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.
Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009
Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.
Submitted by J.Vijil on 20-Aug-2009
Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"
Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO
Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?
Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar
Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail
Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing
SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.
Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!